Section A:
A1. Do not spam. Spamming is defined as one-word or one-smilie posts. Also several posts in a row by the same person.
A2. Do not flame. We don't want someone getting into a virtual fight.
A3. Watch what you say. They're called bad words for a reason.
A4. No bad pictures. Pictures are much worse than words. They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
Section B:
B1. No violence. Come on, there's already enough of it in the real world.
B2. No hate. Again, there's plenty of it already.
B3. Not TOO much love. If you know what I mean. 
Penalties:
A1. Strike 1: warning. Strike 2: WARNING. Strike 3: You're out!
A2. Flame twice and you're gone.
A3. Three words and you're gone.
A4. One bad picture is 1000 words. Your gone.
B1. 2 strikes and you're banned.
B2. 2 hateful posts/comments and your gone.
B3. 1 post/comment including reference to lovemaking is enough.